Danaher's Ravings
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Man lives to be 104 years old, is in amazing health, still has his own teeth, gets killed by car. I guess the odds are something is going to happen to you at some point.

RIP Joe Rollino. I just hope I can be as healthy as you at 80.

From the NYT article:

Mr. Rollino wowed the crowd at the party, Mr. Denson recalled. He told stories about the old days, of course, but he was more than just talk, even at 103. Mr. Rollino put a quarter in his teeth. Then he bent it.